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crazy4dollsinTn.
11-17-2005, 02:28 PM
:D :D :D




There is a factory in the USA which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is
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hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
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promptly at 0800. The next day at 0845, there is a knock at the
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Personnel Manager's door.
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The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and
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begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is
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incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the
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entire production line behind schedule.
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The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so
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the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there,
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the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over
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the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
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At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by
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mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric
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and a huge bag of small marbles.
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The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
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wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
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package between Elmo's legs.
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The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes
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of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
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"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
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"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
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yesterday...........
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.... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

SScarb9747
11-17-2005, 02:51 PM
How funny.:)

shianname25
11-17-2005, 04:53 PM
hee hee hee:D :p

Mackie-NC
11-17-2005, 05:31 PM
How funny!

hondagirl
11-17-2005, 06:58 PM
This Is Cute

Buggy
11-18-2005, 12:55 AM
:-D (said it was too short and I had to add words...:rolleyes: ):p

Renee Payton in Georgia
11-18-2005, 07:20 AM
That is too funny!

Hugs,
Renee

Doris
11-18-2005, 08:11 AM
Too funny.

AzygousKids
11-18-2005, 01:01 PM
Oh, I love that one, it's soooo cute. I think she works for me now!!!

Faye
11-20-2005, 12:11 PM
*hee hee* That is funny...thanks...I enjoyed that.
hugs, Faye