View Full Version : Yee haw, you go Navy SEAL!!!!!!!!

08-25-2006, 02:35 PM
God bless the American soldiers who are fighting for us today. A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes. The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The Professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today, protecting American soldiers, who are protecting your right to act like an asshole. So He sent me."

08-25-2006, 02:39 PM
GASP! Did he see the light lol? What happened?

08-25-2006, 02:47 PM
I sure hope so, but I doubt it.

08-25-2006, 04:45 PM
I can't imagine actually doing something like that!

08-25-2006, 05:22 PM
Good for him!!!!!

08-25-2006, 07:20 PM
Good job,Seal!!!!

08-25-2006, 09:25 PM
I can't imagine actually doing something like that!

Which one can't you imagine doing...the professor for asking God to knock him off the platform or the Navy SEAL for knocking him off the platform????

08-25-2006, 10:23 PM
What a wonderful young man. I am very proud of him for knocking the professor off of the platform.

08-25-2006, 11:28 PM
Good for him!

08-26-2006, 08:19 AM
I love it.

08-26-2006, 09:03 AM

:clapsmile :clapsmile :clapsmile

You go, Seal!!!!


08-26-2006, 09:35 AM
:clapsmile :clapsmile :clapsmile :clapsmile :clapsmile Fantastic, Faye!!!